Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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