The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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