Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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