Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
the raccoons are back...
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