There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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