I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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