dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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