he puts the penis in happiness.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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