yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
