its not stalking. its research.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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