You really coming over, don't trick.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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