she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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