your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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