so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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