white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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