Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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