Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
These tits shall not be calmed
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