he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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