Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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