she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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