i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
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