I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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