party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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