I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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