Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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