No awkward lesbian experiences without me
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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