hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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