awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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