no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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