Well apparently he's into motor boating.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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