it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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