Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
one two three fourrrrnication!
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
how drunk are you?
Several
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Randomize
