Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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