So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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