So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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