Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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