you win again, gameday.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I need to wash the frat house off of me
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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