I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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