So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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