can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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