Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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