They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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