you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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