Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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