Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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