nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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