He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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