It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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