fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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