You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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