either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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